Thursday, March 27, 2008

Jesus Greeting Immigrants.

Jesus Was greeting immigrants as they got off the boat, at Ellis I land saying; Welcome to America!

When an old Italian Gentle man got off the boat and walked up to Jesus and said with broken English; A Sir-a Can-a you-a help-a me-a, to Jesus?

Jesus replied; Why Yes I can help you, you have come to the right person.

The old Gentleman continued; I-a have-a not-a seen-a My-a little-a Boy-a in many-a long-a years, he-a is-a mischievous-a boy-a and-a I-a Have-a many-a concerns-a that –a he-a may-a have-a troubles or may-a be-a even-a dead-a.

Jesus replies; well sir you have come to the right person if he is alive or dead I will know and be able to find him.

The old Gentleman said; o-a thank –a you-a sir-a I-a have-a been-a worried-a so-a long-a, thank-a You-a.

Jesus said; can you tell me what your son looks like so I can help you, find him.

The old gentleman said: he’s-a got-a the same-a color of-a hair-a you-a have and he’s-a got the same-a eyes-a as-a you.

Yes tell me more said Jesus. He’s-a got a holes in-a his-a hands and in-a his-a feet.

To this Jesus says; Father?

In reply the old Gentleman, said Pinocchio My-a son-a Is-a it-a really you?

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